Happy Birthday, Wales :)
I was just checking if Russia’s underwear was ready to be taken off the clothes dryer so I could hang mine, but I went a bit far with it and he caught me rubbing his pants on my face.
P.S: Guys, don’t you understand? I love the scent of fabric softener.
Thank you very much…!
(Wait… Alfie and me… “want to break free”… what, what, WHAT…? You are so evil!)